Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The 50-50 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90 percent chance you will get it wrong.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Where there is a will there are five hundred relatives.

Tell your boss what you really think of him, for the truth shall surely set you free.

Good judgement comes from bad experiences, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.