A little boy greeted his grandma with a big hug and said: “I am so happy to see you Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has promised us. “What trick is that ?” she asked.
“Well”, said the little boy excitedly, ”I heard Daddy tell Mummy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit again”
A mother went into a barbers shop and asked the owner “when would be the best time to bring in my two year old son?”
The barber replied “When he is four”