THE NEWS BULLETIN OF THE BRITISH COMMUNITY IN SÃO PAULO
I know a man who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
What does a clock do when it is hungry. It goes back four seconds.
When chemists die, they barium.
Read MoreI think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work twice as hard when I am around.
Read MoreIn past issues I wondered whatever happened to the Welsh in São Paulo and the once active St. David Society. Some years ago (and this is a true but unbelievable fact created by the highly paid European Bureaucrats, and this is well before anyone had thought of Brexit) and I guess it also explains why there is no more St David’s in São Paulo.
Read MoreOnly in This Bizarre World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Read MoreThe following are actual statements from a small Catholic Elementary school test
The texts have not been retouched or corrected and incorrect spelling has been left in as well.
Read MorePara inglês ver, chave inglesa, batata inglesa, bordado inglês, renda irlandesa, rito escocês, saia escocesa e mais!
Read MoreWhere there is a will there are five hundred relatives.
Read MoreA little boy greeted his grandma with a big hug and said: “I am so happy to see you Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has promised us. “What trick is that ?” she asked.
Read MoreThe British Society São Paulo provides support for British citizens who are proven to be eligible for assistance. Over the years many people have benefited from the care and the educational, medical, financial or other aid provided by the institution that was founded in 1940 by British citizens resident in São Paulo. A group of Committee members carefully and compassionately considers each application, at all times ensuring the highest levels of privacy and confidentiality.
