I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work twice as hard when I am around.
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops, on my desk I have a work station.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than understanding that today is only Tuesday.
I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me strange looks, so I decided I should start jogging.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Age is something that does not matter, unless you are a cheese.
Laziness is nothing more than a habit of resting before you go on.